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what is the quantum wavefunction of cheese?

what is the quantum wave function of cheese? what is the position and velocity of cheese? if a block of cheese measured at the same hundredth weight, could it spontaneously exchange with another block of cheese made at the same factory, and would that probability be based only standardly over time/space, or is there an entanglement dependency in the same batch of cheese? perhaps multiple blocks of cheese switch places between batches, but on balance the total amount of cheesion energy would remain the same… the amounts on the inventory lists would change, and no one would know the difference… not like a cooked book or crooked bet, more like you would certainly remember the new number just as much as you felt you remembered the old one… some number doesn’t have any power over your life. yes, and, of course, what was i thinking you’re right i just got so nervous, also how much money people have to spend on cheese, and how that relates to their cheesy happiness the day they ate it… would the exchanges create retroactive quantum changes in the cheese-time continuum? Mmmmmm… cheese….

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< Mmmmm... cheese.... >
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way to go Natalie Portman

Testify! Tell the flim flam man to kick the can.

I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body

and I like it.

beetlejuice

[in a nasally, derisive voice] “Umm, excuse me, but you’re omitting certain facts from your, umm, description of Luke Skywalker. It’s a binary star system he’s gazing at, not a star and a supernova in the background, so, umm, it’s not ‘just like’ Star Wars. Ahem!”

Boob Storm

Yes, there actually is a band somewhere called “Boob Storm.” Like life in L.A.!

Admiral Ackbar for President

EXT - MEDIEVAL BAZAAR - DAY

Dim light under the burgundy woven tent surrounds the well-tailored Persian CENSUS CLERK guarded by Persian SOLDIERS uniformed in purple, white and gold.  The Census Clerk stamps the hand-written forms of the POPULACE who line up family by family.  Baskets and other tents surround the Census Clerk's tent, in which SELLERS sell fruit, rolls of cloth, and parrots.  A SMALL FAMILY takes their stamped form and departs from the Census Clerk's desk.

                    CENSUS CLERK
          Next.

The NEXT FAMILY approaches the Census Clerk's desk, with a goat in tow by a leash, but are surprised when suddenly ADMIRAL ACKBAR bursts in, in his white star cruiser command uniform with his crayfish head, pointing his flippery bony hand with a blaster.  The goat brays.

                  ADMIRAL ACKBAR
          It's a Satrap!

Admiral Ackbar opens fire with his blaster on the Census Clerk and the Soldiers.

quadricolonoscopy

A colon exam for a creature with four asses.

If Noam were a perl programmer, he would be Gnome Chompsky.

Freezing time sounds pretty lame

Rouge the Bat has it right. Even though Dr. Eggman created Chaos Control, which saved many from the other world, that doesn’t mean Chaos Control is the reason she and the Echidna are still alive. Many factors lead to a result. For all we know, Chaos Control is also the cause of the rift, transmitting vibrations back through time that create the problem it was designed to fix. Sonic X got it going on.

OK. Good a place as any to log my dreams.

I was Geordi La Forge, trapped inside a fleshy mass that resembled brain tissue but felt like cotton candy. It was tossing and turning like we were moving. I didn’t know what to do, because I was trapped inside this tiny little space like a brain vacuole. But there was a black spider-like being with me, who seemed friendly and agreed to help me figure things out. The arachnid could wiggle its way up through the tissue, so it helped me (Geordi) to squeeze up through a fold in the brain matter and we worked our way up to the front of the brain.

Then I saw the brain from the outside as Geordi poked his head out the front. It was long and oval-shaped, and was flying through thick clouds of dense atmosphere, like maybe the storms of Jupiter, tossing to and fro. Geordi was a bit shocked to be flying through the air over a seemingly endless expanse with no solid ground below. Then four flaps of flesh opened on the front of the giant superbrain, revealing two eyes without eyelids staring ahead. I woke up.

My dreams are weird!

Later in the morning, I dreamt I was at a 12-step meeting with my “feminine side,” who is a hot blonde who really knows how to party and occasionally threatens to kill me, usually with guns. I’ve only met her a few times in dreams but she’s one of a number of recurring characters, I figure she’s some aspect of myself.

But it was a good meeting. She shared, and she wasn’t done sharing when an obnoxious girl I knew from grade school started sharing her own story, but I supported the blonde girl, who kept talking, and the obnoxious girl finally gave up. My girl-self was grateful to be in the meeting, because she’d been broke and on the street, and had confessed to using her other panties as panty-liners because she couldn’t afford tampons. “Thanks for sharing,” I really needed to know that, gosh.

What the hell is up with young teenage chicks who think it’s fashionable to wear their pajamas out in public?  Put on some damn clothes.  You’re not making anyone hot for you except pedophiles, you idiots.

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