what is the quantum wave function of cheese? what is the position and velocity of cheese? if a block of cheese measured at the same hundredth weight, could it spontaneously exchange with another block of cheese made at the same factory, and would that probability be based only standardly over time/space, or is there an entanglement dependency in the same batch of cheese? perhaps multiple blocks of cheese switch places between batches, but on balance the total amount of cheesion energy would remain the same… the amounts on the inventory lists would change, and no one would know the difference… not like a cooked book or crooked bet, more like you would certainly remember the new number just as much as you felt you remembered the old one… some number doesn’t have any power over your life. yes, and, of course, what was i thinking you’re right i just got so nervous, also how much money people have to spend on cheese, and how that relates to their cheesy happiness the day they ate it… would the exchanges create retroactive quantum changes in the cheese-time continuum? Mmmmmm… cheese….
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